Saturday, August 7, 2010

Confessions of a potty trainer

Our 3 superior potty training techniques, which we may market and sell for millions, promises to deliver a perfectly potty trained genius no later than age 2 includes:

1 - Sometimes putting child in panties and sometimes putting child in diaper, when convenient like traveling or going out on a daytime adventure.
2 - Saying at times, "yes, sweetie, you have a diaper on so you can go wee wee in there" when you want to desperately avoid public restrooms.
3 -  Incredible amounts of naked time.

Your welcome and good luck.


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