So perhaps it was a lofty goal to assume we could contain all-things baby in the den, including the baby herself, and leave the rest of the house to be a proper grown-up place, complete with sharp corners & breakable things.
We're off to baby-proof the rest of house.
This is what the ever-increasingly-non-effective baby gate should look like
Here she is cleverly pushing it out of her way so she can make a break for it. She actually pushed it over this far, you know, for good measure